Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Regressive Field

The Tribe won their home opener 10 to 8 last night! Honk if you love that tribe!
But Cleveland was the ultimate loser regardless of the outcome, since the baseball park is now called "Progressive Field" instead of Jacob's Field or its better moniker "The Jake!" What a horrible name. definitely a downgrade. A similar pitfall afflicted the former Gund Arena. Now it's Quicken Loans Arena, which equals Progressive Field in the magnitude of retardation. Why does Cleveland's sports arenas names suck? The only thing that could make things better is if the Cleveland Rockers came back! The Rockers ruled! j/k, April Fools'!

1 comment:

Tuesday said...

The best name is Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati. Because it sounds like it's not named after a company and it's just so super and patriotic that it's just a great american ballpark. Progressive sounds like they're politically affiliated. I'll still be calling it the Jake.