ride it hard

I'm trying to remember the train of thought here.....so at lunch this week, we were talking about American Idol, and someone was talking about Syesha, and then someone else mentioned about how she sang a Whitney Houston song, to which i broached the topic about how apparently Whitney just gave a concert in England this week and the word on the street was that apparently "the old Whitney was back." Then i started talking about how i liked the new Whitney - the one all cracked out and who was acting as ambassador to Israel or something. Then i mentioned how she's riding the white horse. To which everyone at the table thought was funny. but then it sparked a question about what the white horse pertains to -- crack or heroin. So after lunch, i scoured the internet for the answer, to which the answer was heroin. So i e-mailed everyone about it, which led to more crazy e-mails that are probably not allowed in the workplace. We started talking about "Chasing the Dragon" which is burning the heroin and inhaling the smoke. and then someone thought riding the white horse (or pony if you prefer) was about a girl having her period. someone responded back that, no, that's riding the cotton pony. That person also thought that riding the white pony meant that the girl was in reverse cowboy position. Crazy work e-mails. I don't know why people have to sully e-mail conversations. We were having a nice clean simple conversation about doing drugs, and then somebody had to turn it all sexual. i shake my head to that....