crazy bitch

Natalee Holloway is back!
back from the dead?
no.
she's a permanent fixture in hell, and ain't nothing going to get her out of that K-hole.
but her case has been re-opened due to some new "confession" obtained from some Dutch journalist back in May 2005. All the stories have the word 'confession' in quotation marks, but it seems more logical to me to put the quotation marks around the word 'new' instead, seeing as the "confession" is from three years ago. but that's just me....
....And who is this "confession" from?!?!
you guessed it - Mary Kate Olsen.
Everyone knows that she is a cold-blooded murderer. She obviously killed Heath Ledger for not paying the rent on time. It's a sad story, really. justified. but sad.
and now with this new "confession", it's apparent that Heath Ledger was not Mary Kate's first satiation for blood. You see, it's my opinion that this "celebrity blood diet" that she is on is what is keeping her so beautifully thin. I'm glad she found something that works for her, and it's obviously working wonders (her hip bones are amazing!) but I'm just afraid of who she's going to knock-off next. She obviously has a taste for actors, since she's just added Heath Ledger to her list of victims, placing his name right under Brad Renfro. I just hope she doesn't set her sights on FPJ. SMG would be so devastated! and I don't think I can bear to see a distraught SMG. OMG!