clubbin'

so i'm at a conference all week. And it's at the the Washington Duke Inn & Golf Club at Duke University in Durham, NC. Let me tell you, this place is the shit. They treat you goooood here. Luckily, everyday, the talks only last about 4 hours. The rest of the time is dedicated to eating and activities. And the food here is amazing. The activities, not so much though. If you are like me, and many of the people i know here, you just skip the activities and go do whatever you want. Many poeple drove down here or rented cars from the airport, so they are set. I just get to lounge around the club, which is not a problem at all, trust me. For today's conference activities, the options were A) golf outing (ick) or B) tour of some Porsche collection (yawn). I chose write-in option C) lay by the pool at the Faculty Club. Once again, they treat you good there. And when it's 98 degrees (for serious, no correlation to Nick Lachey) and perfectly sunny, there's no better place to be than poolside. Especially not on the golf course dying of heat stroke. stroke - that's a golf joke, in case it went unnoticed. A little birdie told it to me. i think the it was an eagle..... So anyways, tomorrow's activity of a power plant tour (a plant i've been to twice already and will be returning to next month) is once again totally skippable, so i will be poolside once again, lounging around, drinking, enjoying life in the South, surrounded by tobacco farms and southern hospitality. Life is good.....