how to kill with a knife

i think this has to be one of my favorite stories of the year.
so this guy from England totally killed his hilarious wife and retarded 9-month old baby.
I was being mad-libby there, sorry.
When the police confiscated his computer, and used the magical powers of internettery, they had found that earlier that week he had googled "how to kill with a knife." That is the funniest thing i ever did hear. I love this on so many levels.
First off, it's so funny that he didn't know how to kill someone with a knife. apparently the whole stabbing or slicing or slitting motion never occurred to him. Even throwing the knife like a dagger would work. there really are unlimited options.
Secondly, let's pretend that he wasn't a complete idiot, and the concept of the sharpness of the knife + the fragility of the skin = bleeding to death did occur to him, is he just crazy geeky and wanted to find the most efficient manner in which to kill his family then? Did he not want to make a mess? Or did he just want to do it in the fastest manner so as to inflict as little pain as possible. so many questions.....once again, unlimited options.
Third, i love the idea that he thought there would be websites that would explain to him how to kill someone with a knife. I love how we are in the age where if there is any doubt or question in our mind, one of the first things we say to ourselves is "i'll look it up on the internet." Like, "hmmm... i think i want to kill my family. i'll go look up how to on the internet."

Apparently there wasn't good enough information on the interweb about killing people with knives, because he ended up shooting them. That or he was just distracted since he was also uploading naked pictures of himself onto the website "Adult Sex Finder." This guy is a laugh a minute. In the words of RW Hollywood Sarah: "what a dbag!" LOLz.